Celebrity Shenanigans Corner
A few not-really hockey related nuggets for y’all. Because I’m a celebrity gossip whore, and because this shit is too funny not to share with everyone I can.
Everyone knows I love making fun of hot messes from Long Island. Which makes this next bit, courtesy of
Bet you never thought you'd see this shit on a hockey blog, eh?
UsWeekly and DListed(my faaavorite), particularly amazing. Everyone’s favorite fake lesbian, Lindsay Lohan, has been dumped by her half-dead looking DJ girlfriend Samantha Ronson after, get this shit, she crashed Ronson’s sister Charlotte’s clothing line launch party at JCPenneys(seriously), and got turned away at the door, with Sammy Ron enlisting 5 freakin bodyguards to keep her out of the party.
Wait, it gets better.
So the night of the party, I’m guessing while Linds was attempting to fight her way into a freakin’ JCPenney party, Nicole Richie and Drea de Matteo(Christopher’s girlfriend on The Sopranos) walked by her and said, “Uck”(from Nicole), and “Come at me, bitch!!”(from Drea).
When you’re getting thrown out on your ass while trying to bust into a party at JCPENNEYS, and the chick whose career consisted of getting whacked on a show about New Jersey mobsters and playing second fiddle to Joey freakin’ Tribbiani(how you doin?) is yelling at you in ghetto-speak, it’s time to call it quits. Stop talking to UsWeekly about how you’re ’so humiliated’ by all of this(you’re actually making it worse), and go home. Take your knee-pad leggings and your canned spray-on tan and go join the pathetic masses at the Nassau Mausoleum, because that’s where you belong. I hear there’s a nice DP waiting for you there. 
Lindsay reminds me of the Islanders. Was good once upon a time, and now is just a joke that won’t go away, and makes it way too easy to lay on the mockery. I wonder how Linds would be in goal? Even she’s an upgrade from Ricky D.
I want the Rangers to use this as their new catch-phrase. Put it on t-shirts, on mugs, on the sides of the Zambonis. Marty doesn’t shake Avery’s hand, Sean turns around and yells “COME AT ME, BITCH!!” Hank gets run by an opposing player and it goes uncalled, “COME AT ME, BITCH!!” Wade Redden’s coke dealer is upping his prices because of the shitty economy, “COME AT ME, BITCH!!”
About the author: Rory is a recent college graduate from central New Jersey majoring in History and PR. A Ranger fan all her life, the bane of her existence is the New Jersey Devils, and she harbors a severe hatred for Martin Brodeur. Her favorite current Rangers are Henrik Lundqvist, Sean Avery, and Steve Valiquette, and her favorite all-time Rangers are Mike Richter and Jeff Beukeboom. Related posts:
