Make Them Stop!!!! WAAAHHHH!!!!!
So it’s no secret that I can’t stand Sidney Crosby. I think he’s a huge whiner, embellisher, and, diver – and while I do think he’s a great player, all the other shit he brings into his game takes away from his ability, and he has yet to realize that people would like him a lot better if he didn’t act like he was breast-fed until he was 10.
Both of these men scored their first playoff hat tricks last night. One of them cried like a baby - guess which one? (REUTERS/Molly Riley)
Case in point: From Kukla’s Korner, Sidney’s reaction to the fan response at the Verizon Center when Ovie scored his first hat-trick of the playoffs:
“People kept throwing hats,” Sidney Crosby said tonight. “I was just asking if he could make an announcement to ask them to stop. I mean, the first wave came and then I think they were all pretty much picked up, and then more started coming. So for us, we just wanted to make sure we kept kind of moving and kept the game going, wanted to try to get back in it.”
Are you f’ing serious!?!?! Sid also scored his first post-season hat trick, but since the game was at the Verizon Center, no one in that building gave a rat’s ass, and no one celebrated Sid’s achievement, so of course he has to cry about someone else’s being celebrated by their fans.
This douche has got to be kidding if he thinks that the same damn thing wouldn’t have happened for him if the game had been played at Mellon Arena. Hell, they probably would have told the crowd to throw their first-born children onto the ice for Sid’s first playoff HT.
Tell you what, Sid – go fish your balls out of Mario Lemieux’s nightstand, and quit being such a whiny little bitch. You’re a hockey player – it would serve you well to remember that.
About the author: Rory is a recent college graduate from central New Jersey majoring in History and PR. A Ranger fan all her life, the bane of her existence is the New Jersey Devils, and she harbors a severe hatred for Martin Brodeur. Her favorite current Rangers are Henrik Lundqvist, Sean Avery, and Steve Valiquette, and her favorite all-time Rangers are Mike Richter and Jeff Beukeboom. Related posts:
