Tortorella’s Training Camp Itinerary Revealed!
Based on the comments from this article in Newsday,
The time of trying to maneuver and whine behind people’s backs is over….Shut up and play.
We’re a soft team…I don’t think we’re physical enough on the ice, and I think [the players] want to have a say in what we do. And it’s got to change. It’s a disease if you let it go on.
We now know what training camp will look like: (language NSFW)
Who’s Private Pyle!? Redden!?!?! TORTS, IF YOU ARE READING THIS PLEASE MAKE REDDEN INTO PRIVATE PYLE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
This is here for front page purposes, plus it’s fitting, and totally baller:
About the author: Rory is a recent college graduate from central New Jersey majoring in History and PR. A Ranger fan all her life, the bane of her existence is the New Jersey Devils, and she harbors a severe hatred for Martin Brodeur. Her favorite current Rangers are Henrik Lundqvist, Sean Avery, and Steve Valiquette, and her favorite all-time Rangers are Mike Richter and Jeff Beukeboom. 
If Redden is Private Pyle, doesn’t that mean that he’s gonna kill Torts at the end of training camp?
He doesn’t have the balls. Or any balls. Only 8-balls.