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So, given the current state of the Rangers, I sat down to write an angry, snarky rant with the goal of eviscerating those miserable sacks of wet crap who currently call themselves New York Rangers. But, so mired in suckitude is this team that this is all that came out:
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Oh, and Eric’s a Coyotes fan now! HAHA!
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About the author: Rory is a recent college graduate from central New Jersey majoring in History and PR. A Ranger fan all her life, the bane of her existence is the New Jersey Devils, and she harbors a severe hatred for Martin Brodeur. Her favorite current Rangers are Henrik Lundqvist, Sean Avery, and Steve Valiquette, and her favorite all-time Rangers are Mike Richter and Jeff Beukeboom. 
