Game Preview: Yes, We Still Do These
The Rangers’ 5-game losing streak was broken the other night.
I'm too lazy to Photoshop. Squint and imagine a blue jersey.
My liver rejoiced that now it had a chance at survival.
Chad ‘Dos Nueve’ Johnson got his first NHL win.
Gabby(not ‘Gabbo’, Eric- give it up) scored his 10th career hat trick, his first as a Ranger.
Henrik Lundqvist puked all over the visiting locker room of the Phoenix Coyotes(this is not moronic speculation- THIS IS FACT).
Aaron Voros won a fight.
We have been rid of net-blind Chris Higgins and professional healthy scratch Ales Kotalik. For Olli Jokinen and some dude named Prust whose first name I can’t be bothered to look up.
Many of these things are good. Some are yet to be determined. But, what we know for sure is that this is the last appropriate time to embed this video, so here it is:
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Tonight, the Rangers play a game. Against who? The LA Kings. What time? Super late, and eating into my Chelsea Lately time. What channel? The one with the game.
Tonight could suck balls, or tonight could be awesome. I’m leaning towards awesome. Why? Because I said so. Deal with it. Also because I got a job today and it would be really awesome for the Rangers not to ruin my day considering how loyal I’ve been to them for my 23 years on planet Goner(aka Earth. Don’t say Al Gore didn’t warn you).
Let’s, um, go Rangers!
About the author: Rory is a recent college graduate from central New Jersey majoring in History and PR. A Ranger fan all her life, the bane of her existence is the New Jersey Devils, and she harbors a severe hatred for Martin Brodeur. Her favorite current Rangers are Henrik Lundqvist, Sean Avery, and Steve Valiquette, and her favorite all-time Rangers are Mike Richter and Jeff Beukeboom. Related posts:
Well they waited til really early this morning to ruin your day. As for my Yotes, they won! And Bryz got a shutout! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO