What? A Game?
As I lay on my couch, enjoying my first day off in almost two weeks by eating cookies and chinese food while watching
obscene amounts of Intervention and Always Sunny, I felt a strange energy in my den. My chinese food began to taste of donuts. The air smelled of bacon. And then, a strange breeze blew through the room, and the breeze whispered in my ear…..
“fattyyyyy”
That’s right, chirruns, it’s Fatso time again. The Rangers play the Devils at 7pm tonight on MSG2. Will the Rangers win? Ummmm, dunno. Will they actually score some goals? Ummmmm, dunno. Will Marty Brodeur be a big, fat fatty while his grease-covered former sister-in-law/wife looks on from their Fortress of Fatitude? That is a definite YES.
Hopefully this also means that Avery will be a major pain in the ass. He’s been in fine form lately with this:
So I’ve got high hopes for tonight.
You know what hasn’t been up here in a while? A NUMBERS BREAKDOWN! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!
Numbers breakdown:
Devils record: 28-23-3 – 3-6-1 in their last 10 - 20-9-1 at home
Rangers record: 29-28-9 – 4-4-2 in their last 10 - 15-13-3 on the road
Average goals scored in a game:
Devils: 2.55
Rangers: 2.54
Average goals allowed in a game:
Devils: 2.38
Rangers: 2.67
Power Play
Devils: 18.7%
Rangers: 18.7%
Penalty Kill:
Devils: 80.9%
Rangers: 84.2%
Stats from: NHL.com
About the author: Rory is a recent college graduate from central New Jersey majoring in History and PR. A Ranger fan all her life, the bane of her existence is the New Jersey Devils, and she harbors a severe hatred for Martin Brodeur. Her favorite current Rangers are Henrik Lundqvist, Sean Avery, and Steve Valiquette, and her favorite all-time Rangers are Mike Richter and Jeff Beukeboom. 
Ah yes, the Devils and their wild penalty kill.
Shut up, Eric.